Things I Learned From Watching Public School Musicals All Day

  • Save the planet by remembering the three Rs: R-something, R-something, and Recycle!
  • Never give up on your dreams even when your father beats you.
  • Husbands wouldn’t kill themselves if their wives cooked for them more often.
  • Don’t be a jerkface especially if you’re Cinderella.
  • People listen to reason. It’s really quite simple. Like this:

Villain: I’m going to do this evil thing.

Hero: Don’t do that evil thing. It’s bad and will hurt people.

Villain: Oh, you’re right. How foolish of me. Let’s sing and dance together instead!

  • Everyone loves kids with nunchucks!

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6 responses to “Things I Learned From Watching Public School Musicals All Day”

  1. gordsellar says :

    What, Gerry Bevers wasn’t invited to rebut the penultimate play? Wait… never mind…

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