• Save the planet by remembering the three Rs: R-something, R-something, and Recycle!

• Never give up on your dreams even when your father beats you.

• Husbands wouldn’t kill themselves if their wives cooked for them more often.

• Don’t be a jerkface especially if you’re Cinderella.

• People listen to reason. It’s really quite simple. Like this:

Villain: I’m going to do this evil thing.

Hero: Don’t do that evil thing. It’s bad and will hurt people.

Villain: Oh, you’re right. How foolish of me. Let’s sing and dance together instead!

• Dokdo is Korea.

• Everyone loves kids with nunchucks!