After the tollhouse battle…

The party spends the night with the mercenaries, and it’s a chance to divulge some regional lore. In this case it’s a mercenary singing a song about a witch who lives in the marshes to the south east and has a tendency to turn unpleasant trespassers into animals. Meanwhile, Toad-Faced Larry and his crew continue to give the stink-eye to the party.

Morning comes and people split up. The party joins the group heading to the nearby city of San Spotello. This includes another malebranche who tries to strike up a friendship with Ha’Des. The two get along fine, but split up when they reach San Spotello. That town is divided between Swansickle and Emperor Joe forces with a lot of brawls, but so far no battles fought in the streets. They also learn Count Chico managed to survive his house explosion, and they also start to hear tales of great rivers of rats moving across the countryside.

The party’s in town to find a chef named Bolli Bentpot who owns a bistro. They hire a tout to guide them, and before long they reach Bolli’s place. The party sits down in the dining area, but gathers that Bolli and his chefs are busy prepping for some function. Nicolo and Ha’Des distract the host and learn Bolli is prepping for the wedding feast of Don Danny’s daughter. (Don Danny being a local crime lord.) Don Hector takes a chance and heads to the back to try and find Bolli. Bolli’s easy enough to find. He’s working on a wedding cake. Don Hector starts asking where San Basel was located. Bolli’s about to tell, when there’s a commotion back in the front of the house.

One of the other customers has revealed themselves to be a former cafe owner driven out of business by Bolli and now he’s going to have his revenge. He’s gotten his hands on a fairy stone, and with this he unleashes a magic storm in this cafe. This of course makes all the plates assemble into cutlery golems and all the food in the place come alive. This includes the wedding cake Bolli’s working on.

Nicolo and Ha’Des do their best to keep the cutlery golems at bay, while Don Hector dodges evil cupcakes and the monstrous cake to grab Bolli and drag him from the bistro. The cakes and foodstuff follow, collecting more food stuffs now from surrounding houses. It grows into a giant blob and starts spewing cutlery and sausages as a breath weapon. Nicolo and Ha’Des harass the thing from the rear, but they never get too close since neither of them wants to get cake splattered and have to do laundry.

Don Hector drags Bolli to a guard tower. The guards ain’t happy to see them, but can’t do anything because soon the food golem’s in the place attacking. Don Hector and Bolli flee higher up the tower. The cake monster starts climbing the side. Don Hector and Bolli reach the top of the tower and have no where left to go. Don Hector tries to drop some rocks on the monster, but does minimal damage. The creature reaches the top of the tower. Nico and Ha’Des watch from the bottom of the tower. Don Hector looks around and sees a full water cistern in an alley below. He grabs Bolli and leaps off the tower. The creature leaps off too.

Death saves and Dex checks get made.

Don Hector and Ha’des pass. Bolli, Cake Beast, and Nico fail.

SPLAT

Ha’Des and Don Hector see if it’s possible to revive Bolli or Nico. Fortunately, both manage to recover. Bolli tells the party San Basel was located across the river to the north west. He also tells them that Don Danny won’t be happy to hear how they ruined his daughter’s wedding cake. The party decides it best to leave town, battered and filthy as they are. They grab food and clean outfits in the market but don’t even pause to change.

Night starts to fall.

Now all they need to decide is how they’re going to get across the river.

• This whole adventure was inspired by the polenta golem in illustration in the Brancalonia main book.