Various Redacted Tweets and Updates From Last Week

– Time to let all the blarg dribble out.

– I don’t begrudge anyone their desire to earn a dollar even when it is my dollar (and not called a dollar) — I just don’t like it when they become so aggressive about their desire that they resemble parasites on the expat community.

– We’re not disagreeing so much as exploring the contours of our agreement.

– Hey Annoying 4th Grade Girl, you are soooooooo annoying, but have embraced being that kid no one likes with such defiance that I have to salute you. Everyone in life will hate you and try to grind you down. Don’t change. Stay annoying. (Just maybe, you know, do your homework sometimes…)

– Isn’t he one of those guys who goes to Steampunk conventions wearing a girdle on top of his JC Penny suit?

– When people favorite my tweets I assume they’ll use them later to blackmail me.