I had my students draw some D&D monsters. (Thanks to Zak S. over at Playing D&D With Pornstars* for giving me an after-school class’s worth of stuff to do.)
On to the displacer beasts:
This one looks like that short guy at the bar who’s always super-pissed off and looking for a fight:
“Why I oughta…”
I love this one:
Yeah, no color – but he looks like something out of an old grainy Japanese superhero serial:
Here’s a monster one kid drew. Yeah, fuck owl bears. How about a bat-winged, fire-breathing, horned tiger shark? Vaults-players be warned, I’m statting this fellow up.
Next, from the Ur edition of Deities & Demigods, we have Myxlyxn the Unknowing. He created the universe only to be driven insane by the incessant prayers of his followers. You can see him here flanked by his attendants, Zeetzozu and Yozbobo, the Gibbering Yammerers.
One kid drew a giant two-headed millipede eating an equally gigantic cheeseburger, but he liked the picture so much he took it home. That’s now the calendar system in Ur. Each day corresponds to a leg on the celestial millipede as it twines about and consumes the year’s sacred cheeseburger.
* (that’s a SFW link, in so much as your place of work doesn’t object to you going to websites with the occasional Frazettaesque level of T&A and the word “porn” in the title.)
